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We’ll be CLOSED December 11 - 26 to enjoy time with family & friends. We’ll be back December 27!

*** M E R R Y   C H R I S T M A S ***

ANNE TAINTOR MAGNETS

Our Anne Taintor retro-style magnets attract folks who appreciate smart-aleck humor. Go guerrilla and sneak one on the office fridge. Sass is unstoppable.

We offer a humongous giggle-inducing selection.

3 3/8” Square. Individually bagged. $4.99 each

Since giving up carbs I’ve been feeling a bit…oh, what’s that word…? …Homicidal

$4.99

Insert a magnet in an Anne Taintor greeting card to step up the sass.  Fits perfectly!

No…I Do Not Think It’s Time To Get Dinner Started

$4.99

Nothing…It’s What’s For Dinner!

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You’ll Never Forget To Turn Off The Oven…If You Never Turn It On

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Make Your Own Damn Dinner

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Funny…I Don’t Recall Asking For Your Opinion

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You’ll Eat It…You’ll Eat It And Like It!

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If By “Happy” You Mean Trapped With No Means Of Escape…? Then Yes, I’m Happy

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Why, I’d Be Delighted To Put My Needs Last Again

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Walk Faster…The Children Are Catching Up

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It’s Okay…I Didn’t Want A Real Life Anyway

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She Was Determined To Find A Cure For Embarrassing-Mom Syndrome

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If They Can Send A Man To The Moon I’m Certain They Can Send A Smart Mouth Teenager

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Remember Darling, There’s A Lot More To Wearing The Pants In This Family Than Just Pants

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God Bless This Empty Nest

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Napping…It’s Not Just For Toddlers Anymore

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I Dreamed My Whole House Was Clean…

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I Told The Children I’d Be Down In A Minute. I Lied.

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Mommy…mom…mom…

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WOW! I Get To Give Birth AND Change Diapers!

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…And Then The Children Cleaned Their Rooms, Got Mommy Her Drink And Went Straight To Bed. The End.

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Oops! I Spent The Grocery Money On Shoes Again…

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I Have So Much…And Yet I Want More!

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My Garden Kicks Ass

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If You’re Going To Kick Ass, You Need Kickass Shoes

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You’re Just Being Paranoid…Not One Person In This Entire Church Suspects That We’re Stoned

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My Psychopharmacologist Kicks Ass!

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I’d Love To Wear Low Necklines Too, But They Don’t Cover My Prison Tats

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I Believe We Have An Opportunity To Make Some Extremely Poor Choices

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Ta-Daa! Now’s Let’s Have A Cocktail…

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She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right

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Hmmm…I Know I Walked Into This Room For A Reason…

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A Drink In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Fridge

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It Has Been My Pleasure To Ignore You

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I Wish I May, I Wish I Might, Get Some Frikkin’ Sleep Tonight!

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T-Shirts Lunchboxes Totes & Lunch Bags Document Bags Travel Bags Coin Purses Pencil Cases Luggage Tags Ata-Boy Buttons Ata-Boy Magnets Anne Taintor Magnets Greeting Cards File Folders Note Pads Sticky Notes Signs Kitchen Fun Gag Gifts
Anne Taintor Magnet Nothing...It's What's For Dinner! - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet No I Do Not Think It's Time To Get Dinner Started - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Make Your Own Damn Dinner - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet You'll Never Forget To Turn Off The Oven If You Never Turn It On - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet You'll Eat It...You'll Eat It And Like It - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Funny...I Don't Recall Asking For Your Opinion - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Why I'd Be Delighted To Put My Needs Last Again - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet If By "Happy" You Mean Trapped With No Means Of Escape...? Then Yes, I'm Happy - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet It's Okay...I Didn't Want A Real Life Anyway - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Walk Faster...The Children Are Catching Up - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet If They Can Send A Man To The Moon, I'm Certain They Can Send A Smart Mouth Teenager - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet She Was Determined To Find A Cure For Embarrassing Mom Syndrome - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet God Bless This Empty Nest - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet I Dreamed My Whole House Was Clean - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet I Wish I May, I Wish I Might, Get Some Frikkin' Sleep Tonight - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet I Told The Children I'd Be Down In A Minute. I Lied - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet ...And Then The Children Cleaned Their Rooms - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Oops! I Spent The Grocery Money On Shoes Again... - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet My Garden Kicks Ass - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet I Have So Much...And Yet I Want More! - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet You're Just Being Paranoid... - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet I Believe We Have An Opportunity To Make Some Extremely Poor Choices - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet I'd Love To Wear Low Necklines Too - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet My Psychopharmacologist Kicks Ass! - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet A Drink In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Fridge - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Hmmm...I Know I Walked Into This Room For A Reason... - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Ta Daa! Now Let's Have A Cocktail... - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet She Was One Cocktail Away From Proving His Mother Right - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Remember Darling, There's A Lot More To Wearing The Pants In This Family - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet It Has Been My Pleasure To Ignore You - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Mommy...Mom...Mom... - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Napping...It's Not Just For Toddlers Anymore - Happy Clam Store ANNE TAINTOR MAGNET SINCE GIVING UP CARBS I’VE BEEN FEELING A BIT…OH, WHAT’S THAT WORD…?  HOMICIDAL - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet WOW! I Get To Give Birth AND Change Diapers! - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet If You're Going to Kick Ass, You Need Kick Ass Shoes - Happy Clam Store

Same Circus Different Clowns

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Damn Witness Protection Program

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I See You’ve Already Penciled In “Hangover” for tomorrow morning

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…And There Were My Keys Right Next To The Jello Mold

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Tell Us “No” Again…We Dare You

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In Dog Years…We’ve Been Friends Forever

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Anne Taintor Magnet I See You’ve Already Penciled In “Hangover” for tomorrow morning - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Damn Witness Protection Program - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Tell Us “No” Again…We Dare You - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet …And There Were My Keys Right Next To The Jello Mold - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet In Dog Years…We’ve Been Friends Forever - Happy Clam Store Anne Taintor Magnet Same Circus Different Clowns - Happy Clam Store